2009 June

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Life is too short to hope for things that aren’t meant to happen. Many great things pass us by because we’re too busy worrying about getting something or someone that just wasn’t meant to be. The concept is not only applicable for relationships. It can be applied to everything in life like in business, jobs, material possessions, etc.

My Title sounds interesting isn’t it? Ok here we go…what you see is what you get only if you can meet my demand.

1. you should be able to give a baby

2. your choice donate your sperm or enseminate

3. you must be clean as I don’t want any STD

4. you must be handsome as i only want your baby and nothing more. ( I don’t believe or I don’t have faith in relationship anymore if you may wonder).

5. you must be 28-45 years old!

6. Don’t message me if you are looking for JAPANESE! because i’m not!

Ok, anyone likes my demand then hit me back. Anyone who oppose this demand then sit back your ass and mind your own business!

• Location: tokyo
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I tried to be a part time hipster, but it hasn’t worked out. I so wanted to cruise through Hillsboro Village palping a wool cap and a Che Guevara Tshirt. I’ve tried to come slay the last few Critical Mass rides, but my kids always have soccer or want to go see Transformers or something. Skinny leg jeans don’t fit me right. I’m too old. I’m can’t learn how to do a tail whip or a hockey stop because I’m afraid I’ll get hurt and ruin my triathlon season. I like Band of Horses, but it seems that it’s just not enough. So, reality has overshadowed irony and nostalgia, and I have decided with a heavy heart to sell my fixie.

It’s an awesome bike. The frame is a 1984 Schwinn World Sport, a collabo between US frame designers and Taiwanese frame builders, that is dressed in a gray metal flake colourway with oh so retro pink-and-white lettering. The paint is in surprisingly good condition, considering it’s older than the target market for this listing. The bike sits on a new set of Sun Ringle deep-v rims in black with black spokes and hubs. The hubs roll like butter down a hot corn cob and the rear is a flip flop with a 17t fixed gear and an 18t freewhell already installed. The freewheel has never been used. I may not be hipster, but nobody’s calling me a poseur. The rubber on this bike is from Soma and has plenty of wear left, with absolutely no flat spots from skid stopping. You’ll be turning a 46t Sugino Messenger crank onthis baby, so bring your A game if you planning on crossing the bridge and rolling through the East Nashville hills. There’s a new tektro brake installed on the front wheel with a crosstop BMX lever on the bullhorns, but don’t worry, it’s easily removable. There’s also a set of drop bars and a new adjustable stem included in the sale for those who prefer a more tracky look. I’ve also go a new seatpost and a Ritchey pro headset pressed in. The saddle is a classic Schwinn stinger in candy apple red. I realize that pink and red is generally considered to be a faux pas, but I’m counting on potential buyers for the bike sharing my contempt for the Tsars of fashion.

The color scheme on this ride is guaranteed to instantly boost your street cred. I picked up on the pink in the bikes’ native lettering, and as such, the bike has been finished with pink bar tape, pink toe cages, a pink chain and a pink bottle cage. The bottle cage is capable of holding both tallboys and 40s of malt liquor, or standard water bottles in case you prefer to rub the V and T on your Saturday cruise.

Because the bike is sized for riders 5’3″ to 5’9″ and pink, it’s totally chick friendly. It will be a perfect pussy magnet for any hipster dude, at once displaying your sensitivity and your security in heterosexuality. For girls….hey, it’s pink. I’m sure you have a pair of light green Rocket Dogs laying around. Perfect! This bike will make a perfect gift for your GF or hipster fiancee. Plus, at my price you’ll have plenty of extra cash to have tribal bands tattooed on your wedding fingers. That, or you can cruise down to Planned Parenthood and split the bill for the abortion. Whatever, I’m not judging anyone, just trying to sell a bike.

Listen guys, if you’re long on green and low on hipster rep, come buy this bike. Hurry up before I change my mind and quit shaving.

• Location: Nashville
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So, I was like on the way to Vancouver from like the West Vancouver ferry docks. Like there were these like 6 or like 7 girls who got on and came to like downtown Vancouver and like no kidding, like they were like totally talkative all the way…like really like talkative. Like they would not shut the F up.

So, like as I was like saying, as they got on the bus like near Marine Drive, like it was like a total insanity ride.

Like there were these 7 girls – probably about like 14 or 15 years old who would like not stop talking. There was no conversation, like because every one of them was like talking non-stop – like every second..

Like, I totally feel like sorry for their parents, because like it was just uncool…like it really annoyed me. Like Totally. Like I would hate to be their parents, like I might have to pull their tongues from their throats or something.

So like any ways…

Not only that, but like also, like there was an insane amount of like repeated words…not like the word “like” or anything.

So, like it got me thinking…so like what if these chicks had their mouths taped up for the hour long busride that it took? Like really? Like what would they do without like talking all the time?

SO – after an hour on the bus, like I was totally just tired.

Like girls…I know he is like so cute and all, and like that dress that you are thinking of wearing, like it just won’t go with that new shade of like Luminere lipgloss and all, but like whoa –

Like how can either one of you have like a conversation with each other like when each of you is like talking nonstop?

Like that is not a conversation…ok? Like totally not!

Oh and like yeah, girls…like maybe you should like get like a thesaurus or like something, because the word “like” is becoming like really fucking annoying and like maybe another word in it’s place will like show any amount of education and like creativity that like you might still like have left.

Like really!

Like totally like get a grip on using another word…like there are a good dozen to choose from…like check it out ok?

Main Entry: like

Part of Speech: adjective

Definition: similar

Synonyms: according to, agnate, akin, alike, allied, analogous, close, cognate, commensurate, comparable, compatible, conforming, consistent, consonant, corresponding, double, equal, equivalent, homologous, identical, matching, near, parallel, related, resembling, same, such, twin, uniform, allying, approximating, approximative, coextensive, congeneric, congenerous, equaling, in the manner of, jibing, much the same, not far from, not unlike, on the order of, relating, selfsame, undifferentiated

Notes: use ‘like’ when no verb follows; use ‘as’ when a clause follows (which has a subject and a verb)

Antonyms: different, dissimilar, unlike

Like to me, you really sounded like uneducated stupid self centered little brats who could not shut the fuck up and let the passengers or the driver sit in peace for a few minutes.

Like I’m glad when you finally left the bus, because I was like tempted to bust all the teeth in all your mouths, so like you won’t be able to like talk any more and then you will not be able to annoy all of us..

LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE…

• Location: it’s like the total way to Vancouver
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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