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WHY COALCIITY CHICKS ARE CLASSY

Enugu state, a state in the south-eastern part of Nigeria, peculiar for coal mining also called coal city. Enugu is one state where fun is guaranteed at any time, as far as you know the right button to press, and there is no complete fun for a guy without a least a girl. Coal city is one state filled with flamboyant chicks. This is widely known but guys still face some difficulties (especially those from outside the state) in getting these chicks pay them attention. It is extensively believed in Nigeria that the handsomeness of a man depends on how swollen his pockets are. In other words if you ain’t bucks’ed up you’re as good as ugly for these girls to dig. In Enugu that theory aint totally true, due to the prototype chics that reside in coal city. Although at times the theory comes in pretty handy for these chics, and money goes a long way in impressing them. The thing is that it doesn’t totally go down like that, unlike other states where its get money live and lavish get women ship and pack them, states where chics check your pocket out before checking you out. Natura WHY COALCIITY CHICKS ARE CLASSY Enugu state, a state in the south-eastern part of Nigeria, peculiar for coal mining also called coal city. Enugu is one state where fun is guaranteed at any time, as far as you know the right button to press, and there is no complete fun for a guy without a least a girl. Coal city is one state filled with flamboyant chicks. This is widely known but guys still face some difficulties (especially those from outside the state) in getting these chicks pay them attention. It is extensively believed in Nigeria that the handsomeness of a man depends on how swollen his pockets are. In other words if you ain’t bucks’ed up you’re as good as ugly for these girls to dig. In Enugu that theory aint totally true, due to the prototype chics that reside in coal city. Although at times the theory comes in pretty handy for these chics, and money goes a long way in impressing them. The thing is that it doesn’t totally go down like that, unlike other states where its get money live and lavish get women ship and pack them, states where chics check your pocket out before checking you out. Naturally like a prospectus Enugu girls got some unconsciously laid down laws which are considerably seen as a pompous necessity before you can inculcate a tenacious impression on them. Stunning right? Well that’s how it goes no matter who you are, except for some prevailing guys whose reputation precedes them, at times guys like that face problems of chics playing hard to get to protect their own ego. Apart from this, coal city chics evince same character toward guys generally. The sterling part of the whole game is once you’ve attained and inculcated that companionable dexterous impression in them, you’re good to go even when you mess things up later. If you’re fresh into coal city, you need to cognize these suits, like 1. You’ve got to look good before you can look at a coal city chic. Now let me enlighten you on what I mean by looking good. Looking good in my terms isn’t necessarily being handsome. Looking good comes in grades, like when a guy sees a girl riding on an expensive car and wants her as a girlfriend, dude you’ve got to be on a ride if possible something better than hers. That theory of a poor guy dating a rich girl happens only in the movies, in real life if its happening to you…dude the girl’s using you or maybe she isn’t yet exposed to flyer dudes. Don’t get me wrong that’s how it goes down. Check out in a secondary school classroom, guys that get the best girls are not always the most intelligent, but the ones that simply sew their uniform to fit them nice, wash em’ up and iron em neatly. With this in a secondary school classroom you’re good to go. Guys that have swollen pockets but cant take good care of themselves cant hit it, because you cant have a swollen pocket and a stinking breathe and get a coal city chic listen to you, nah it cant happen (except of course if you fell in into the hands of a ho). Apart from that, things like that don’t go down in Enugu. You may not believe me but in cities like onitsha, aba, lagos etc guys with WHY COALCIITY CHICKS ARE CLASSY Enugu state, a state in the south-eastern part of Nigeria, peculiar for coal mining also called coal city. Enugu is one state where fun is guaranteed at any time, as far as you know the right button to press, and there is no complete fun for a guy without a least a girl. Coal city is one state filled with flamboyant chicks. This is widely known but guys still face some difficulties (especially those from outside the state) in getting these chicks pay them attention. It is extensively believed in Nigeria that the handsomeness of a man depends on how swollen his pockets are. In other words if you ain’t bucks’ed up you’re as good as ugly for these girls to dig. In Enugu that theory aint totally true, due to the prototype chics that reside in coal city. Although at times the theory comes in pretty handy for these chics, and money goes a long way in impressing them. The thing is that it doesn’t totally go down like that, unlike other states where its get money live and lavish get women ship and pack them, states where chics check your pocket out before checking you out. Naturally like a prospectus Enugu girls got some unconsciously laid down laws which are considerably seen as a pompous necessity before you can inculcate a tenacious impression on them. Stunning right? Well that’s how it goes no matter who you are, except for some prevailing guys whose reputation precedes them, at times guys like that face problems of chics playing hard to get to protect their own ego. Apart from this, coal city chics evince same character toward guys generally. The sterling part of the whole game is once you’ve attained and inculcated that companionable dexterous impression in them, you’re good to go even when you mess things up later. If you’re fresh into coal city, you need to cognize these suits, like 1. You’ve got to look good before you can look at a coal city chic. Now let me enlighten you on what I mean by looking good. Looking good in my terms isn’t necessarily being handsome. Looking good comes in grades, like when a guy sees a girl riding on an expensive car and wants her as a girlfriend, dude you’ve got to be on a ride if possible something better than hers. That theory of a poor guy dating a rich girl happens only in the movies, in real life if its happening to you…dude the girl’s using you or maybe she isn’t yet exposed to flyer dudes. Don’t get me wrong that’s how it goes down. Check out in a secondary school classroom, guys that get the best girls are not always the most intelligent, but the ones that simply sew their uniform to fit them nice, wash em’ up and iron em neatly. With this in a secondary school classroom you’re good to go. Guys that have swollen pockets but cant take good care of themselves cant hit it, because you cant have a swollen pocket and a stinking breathe and get a coal city chic listen to you, nah it cant happen (except of course if you fell in into the hands of a ho). Apart from that, things like that don’t go down in Enugu. You may not believe me but in cities like onitsha, aba, lagos etc guys with stinking breathe can French-kiss a top class chic as far as he’s got the doe, no kidding it happens. But in coal city it’s a different ball game. So you see, looking good in my terms isn’t necessarily clasping on handsomeness but being so fresh and so clean so that when you look at a coal city girl she wont reply with a “who is this one” look. After conquering her with the looks, you are not the boss yet, she sees guys that look good everyday in coal city. You still need to conquer her with 2. Good manners; extensively you need boldness to talk to a girl, but when it comes to a coal city chic you need good manners and boldness. Good manners I mean isn’t the dexterity to say good day or excuse me miss, there is more to it than that. When you want to engage a girl in a discussion you need to make sure you’re not interrupting any of her businesses, and you can only know this by asking and by asking you’ve shown her that you’re not just after your self but concerned about her being comfortable, and if she’s busy don’t push it, just leave her with a few comments with a “see you later” ending. And remember you need to bubble and talk don’t walk up to a girl and blab. That impels the next step 3. Ability to speak, Listen in impressing a coal city chic dexterity to speak is one action that speaks louder than word. You’ve got to be versatile and capricious, like you’ve got to know what girls like to talk about. like music, movies and some love it when you talk dirty (be careful in the talking dirty aspect not all girls that appear horny love talking dirty, and when you see one that loves it don’t take it by the scoff of the neck or you’ll loose every thing you came for and be seen as a clown). Don’t walk up to a girl and talk sports, bro please they hate it! The discussion might be sustained so you need to know what you’re saying for a coal city girl to dig your flowing ability. O.P totally disqualifies you; you don’t know the subject of discussion? Do less of talks and more of listening and when she’ll notice your disposition the subject will change. Listen I’m not trying to teach you how to talk to girls, Nah. Talking to girls got no rules I’m just telling you pitfalls to prevent when making an impression on an Enugu girl not necessarily for a relationship but for a good understanding and healthy friendship. Now for those who might be interested in a relationship 4. Be nice and smart, this part is the most delicate of the whole act. You need to be nice and smart to ask them out. No one can tell a grown up guy how to do this because it doesn’t go down in a particular way, so anything can happen. You’ve got to be nice and smart and not to be stupid enough to ask a girl out the first day you met her. It at times works for some dudes, but trust me most times it turns the girl off. Coal city chics are too sensitive to that no matter the kind of tenacious impression you’ve impacted on them, it’s not smart except your reputation precedes you. Ultimately coal city chics are generously wonderful to be with once you‘re not retarded. Unlike other states, Enugu is bookish and the chics in it are too scholarly, so they don’t need a fiasco buddy with no equitable deed to propound. So watch out when a chic says she’s from coal city, respect her coz she’s classy By Udensi “The Vyrus” Nnagoziem krayzievyrus@aol.com 08050332452 stinking breathe can French-kiss a top class chic as far as he’s got the doe, no kidding it happens. But in coal city it’s a different ball game. So you see, looking good in my terms isn’t necessarily clasping on handsomeness but being so fresh and so clean so that when you look at a coal city girl she wont reply with a “who is this one” look. After conquering her with the looks, you are not the boss yet, she sees guys that look good everyday in coal city. You still need to conquer her with 2. Good manners; extensively you need boldness to talk to a girl, but when it comes to a coal city chic you need good manners and boldness. Good manners I mean isn’t the dexterity to say good day or excuse me miss, there is more to it than that. When you want to engage a girl in a discussion you need to make sure you’re not interrupting any of her businesses, and you can only know this by asking and by asking you’ve shown her that you’re not just after your self but concerned about her being comfortable, and if she’s busy don’t push it, just leave her with a few comments with a “see you later” ending. And remember you need to bubble and talk don’t walk up to a girl and blab. That impels the next step 3. Ability to speak, Listen in impressing a coal city chic dexterity to speak is one action that speaks louder than word. You’ve got to be versatile and capricious, like you’ve got to know what girls like to talk about. like music, movies and some love it when you talk dirty (be careful in the talking dirty aspect not all girls that appear horny love talking dirty, and when you see one that loves it don’t take it by the scoff of the neck or you’ll loose every thing you came for and be seen as a clown). Don’t walk up to a girl and talk sports, bro please they hate it! The discussion might be sustained so you need to know what you’re saying for a coal city girl to dig your flowing ability. O.P totally disqualifies you; you don’t know the subject of discussion? Do less of talks and more of listening and when she’ll notice your disposition the subject will change. Listen I’m not trying to teach you how to talk to girls, Nah. Talking to girls got no rules I’m just telling you pitfalls to prevent when making an impression on an Enugu girl not necessarily for a relationship but for a good understanding and healthy friendship. Now for those who might be interested in a relationship 4. Be nice and smart, this part is the most delicate of the whole act. You need to be nice and smart to ask them out. No one can tell a grown up guy how to do this because it doesn’t go down in a particular way, so anything can happen. You’ve got to be nice and smart and not to be stupid enough to ask a girl out the first day you met her. It at times works for some dudes, but trust me most times it turns the girl off. Coal city chics are too sensitive to that no matter the kind of tenacious impression you’ve impacted on them, it’s not smart except your reputation precedes you. Ultimately coal city chics are generously wonderful to be with once you‘re not retarded. Unlike other states, Enugu is bookish and the chics in it are too scholarly, so they don’t need a fiasco buddy with no equitable deed to propound. So watch out when a chic says she’s from coal city, respect her coz she’s classy By Udensi “The Vyrus” Nnagoziem krayzievyrus@aol.com 08050332452 lly like a prospectus Enugu girls got some unconsciously laid down laws which are considerably seen as a pompous necessity before you can inculcate a tenacious impression on them. Stunning right? Well that’s how it goes no matter who you are, except for some prevailing guys whose reputation precedes them, at times guys like that face problems of chics playing hard to get to protect their own ego. Apart from this, coal city chics evince same character toward guys generally. The sterling part of the whole game is once you’ve attained and inculcated that companionable dexterous impression in them, you’re good to go even when you mess things up later. If you’re fresh into coal city, you need to cognize these suits, like 1. You’ve got to look good before you can look at a coal city chic. Now let me enlighten you on what I mean by looking good. Looking good in my terms isn’t necessarily being handsome. Looking good comes in grades, like when a guy sees a girl riding on an expensive car and wants her as a girlfriend, dude you’ve got to be on a ride if possible something better than hers. That theory of a poor guy dating a rich girl happens only in the movies, in real life if its happening to you…dude the girl’s using you or maybe she isn’t yet exposed to flyer dudes. Don’t get me wrong that’s how it goes down. Check out in a secondary school classroom, guys that get the best girls are not always the most intelligent, but the ones that simply sew their uniform to fit them nice, wash em’ up and iron em neatly. With this in a secondary school classroom you’re good to go. Guys that have swollen pockets but cant take good care of themselves cant hit it, because you cant have a swollen pocket and a stinking breathe and get a coal city chic listen to you, nah it cant happen (except of course if you fell in into the hands of a ho). Apart from that, things like that don’t go down in Enugu. You may not believe me but in cities like onitsha, aba, lagos etc guys with stinking breathe can French-kiss a top class chic as far as he’s got the doe, no kidding it happens. But in coal city it’s a different ball game. So you see, looking good in my terms isn’t necessarily clasping on handsomeness but being so fresh and so clean so that when you look at a coal city girl she wont reply with a “who is this one” look. After conquering her with the looks, you are not the boss yet, she sees guys that look good everyday in coal city. You still need to conquer her with 2. Good manners; extensively you need boldness to talk to a girl, but when it comes to a coal city chic you need good manners and boldness. Good manners I mean isn’t the dexterity to say good day or excuse me miss, there is more to it than that. When you want to engage a girl in a discussion you need to make sure you’re not interrupting any of her businesses, and you can only know this by asking and by asking you’ve shown her that you’re not just after your self but concerned about her being comfortable, and if she’s busy don’t push it, just leave her with a few comments with a “see you later” ending. And remember you need to bubble and talk don’t walk up to a girl and blab. That impels the next step 3. Ability to speak, Listen in impressing a coal city chic dexterity to speak is one action that speaks louder than word. You’ve got to be versatile and capricious, like you’ve got to know what girls like to talk about. like music, movies and some love it when you talk dirty (be careful in the talking dirty aspect not all girls that appear horny love talking dirty, and when you see one that loves it don’t take it by the scoff of the neck or you’ll loose every thing you came for and be seen as a clown). Don’t walk up to a girl and talk sports, bro please they hate it! The discussion might be sustained so you need to know what you’re saying for a coal city girl to dig your flowing ability. O.P totally disqualifies you; you don’t know the subject of discussion? Do less of talks and more of listening and when she’ll notice your disposition the subject will change. Listen I’m not trying to teach you how to talk to girls, Nah. Talking to girls got no rules I’m just telling you pitfalls to prevent when making an impression on an Enugu girl not necessarily for a relationship but for a good understanding and healthy friendship. Now for those who might be interested in a relationship 4. Be nice and smart, this part is the most delicate of the whole act. You need to be nice and smart to ask them out. No one can tell a grown up guy how to do this because it doesn’t go down in a particular way, so anything can happen. You’ve got to be nice and smart and not to be stupid enough to ask a girl out the first day you met her. It at times works for some dudes, but trust me most times it turns the girl off. Coal city chics are too sensitive to that no matter the kind of tenacious impression you’ve impacted on them, it’s not smart except your reputation precedes you. Ultimately coal city chics are generously wonderful to be with once you‘re not retarded. Unlike other states, Enugu is bookish and the chics in it are too scholarly, so they don’t need a fiasco buddy with no equitable deed to propound. So watch out when a chic says she’s from coal city, respect her coz she’s classy By Udensi “The Vyrus” Nnagoziem krayzievyrus@aol.com 08050332452

Webmasters: How to make money with your website

It took me several months of tests and experiments, but now I feel satisfied enough and I think I’m able to give some advices about it.

At the end of this article you’ll find the links to a list of companies which can sponsor your website and some examples within my website. However, I warmly suggest you to read the whole article first (which is not that long, after all) because it contains useful tips about how to advertise on your website.

However, the most important thing when you run a website is passion. If you do that for money, probably your website would be poor (and it will less likely attract visitors). You have to take care of your site and treat it like your beloved child, updating it often, and making it always better. If you think you can place banners here and there and then watch the money pouring in, you are pretty wrong.

Conventional ad banner campaigns

When I decided to put ads on my website, at first I’ve tried to contact some of those companies which serves banners to your website and pay you a commission. I have to say it hasn’t been easy because of the content of my website: for almost all of them, hacking means “piracy and crime”, pure and simple.

Anyway, I eventually have found a company that accepted to put their banners (or better said, banners from their advertisers) on my website. Sadly, I soon realized I was making much less money than expected, because nowadays such companies only pay “per click” (although they often claim they make “per impression” campaigns, which is not true, otherwise they couldn’t be competitive for their advertisers), which means you are only paid for those banners on which your visitors click.

I never believed in CPC (Cost Per Click) campaigns, it’s like giving out free ads: it’s just like Coca-Cola would pay TV commercials only for the people who rush out of their home to go to the grocery store to buy a six cans pack after seeing their ad on TV.
It is obvious that people could buy the product later, and even if they don’t, their brand is promoted anyway.

Furthermore, the “click-thru” (the ratio between published/clicked banners) is always very low: normally ranges from 0.1% to 0.5% in your very lucky days (which means only 1 to 5 visitors every 1000 will click a banner) mostly because often the banners shown are totally unrelated to the content of your website, so that it’s unlikely that your visitors are interested in them. Which means you are “wasting” over 990 visitors every 1000, and after all that you are bothering and boring your visitors with ads they don’t like.
If you are wondering how much money you can get for every click, it ranges from 10 to 20 cents according from how many monthly visitors you have.

In a few words, this kind of advertising works only for large websites with millions of monthly visitors which can make an acceptable amount of money because they are working with big figures. Or, even better, this system works for huge websites, like Altavista or Yahoo!, which can state the rules to advertise on them, usually asking to be paid for every impression, rather than for click.

Affiliate Programs

In my opinion, and in my experience, the best way to make money for webmasters of little or average websites is through “affiliate programs” (someone calls them “associate programs”, it’s the same thing). At the first sight, this system looks even less profitable than CPC campaigns because most of them actually work on a “pay per lead” basis, which means your visitors not only have to click on their banners but also have to buy something or fill an online form to get you credit.
Affiliate programs give you two big advantages, though: first, you can choose what banners you can publish on your website, so that you can make “targeted advertising” and have a higher click-thru ratio; second, they pay higher commissions: some of them give you from 5% to 20% on every sale made by visitors who came from your website. Other companies may pay you only 50 cents, but they gave away free stuff, so that many visitors will probably click on your banners because they don’t have to pay anything.

Which Affiliate Programs work better for you

Remember, you should make targeted advertising on your website: so, if your website it’s about dogs you should advertise stuff for dogs. You can refine targeted advertising even more, if you can find banners related to the subject of single pages or areas of your website: for example, you can advertise dog food if you have a page about nutrition for dogs.
Choose only companies you think are more related with the content of your website, and especially choose only the banners you would click: if they interests you, they probably will be interesting for your visitors as well.

Don’t advertise companies that gives you less than 50 cents or better $1 per lead (for free stuff, or filling forms), or about $5 per lead (other products/services): it’s very hard to make a significative amount of money with them, also doing this you’ll encourage companies to offer higher commissions.

Placing Banners

Don’t put dozen of banners on every page, they only will annoy your visitors, and they’ll be uneffective. As a general rule just put one to the top of the page, and in case one to the bottom.
Long lists of featured items do not enjoy the same success as a few well-recommended and frequently updated choices.

Make a good looking website (possibly with a “professional look”) with an interesting content, and update it often, so that visitors will come back and may be suggest it to other people.

Don’t cheat nor bother your visitors: they are your most valuable resource, and more than everything if they like your website, they see you as a friend or a person they can trust, and it wouldn’t be good if you betray them. Don’t advertise something you think it’s not good or will not satisfy your visitors.

Don’t cheat with your affiliate partners, as well. Besides of moral considerations, you’ll be banned from their programs.

Recommended Programs:

These programs are the ones which seems to work better among the ones I’ve tried, you can join them all, and give a look to what they offer, and may be use all of them in your website, placing their links on your pages.

Amazon
Probably the most known online shop on the Internet. It started as an online bookstore, but now besides books it sells movies, CDs, DVDs, electronic devices, tools, and much more stuff. A good idea is to put links to books and other items related to the subject of a certain webpage on your site, so that your visitors can have more material related to that subject buying such items from your page. As for banners, don’t put a huge list of items, but choose only a few (three or four) relevant ones.
Signup to Amazon

CafePress
This service is not actually an affiliate program, rather it gives you the opportunity to sell stuff (T-shirts, sweat-shirts, mugs, mousepads…) with your logo on it. It’s a bit like when big companies license their logos (this operation is called “branding”). So you can sell your merchandising directly from your website.
You probably wouldn’t make a lot of money from it, unless your website is very popular, but it’s a nice addon to your website, and it definitely worths it.
Signup to CafePress

Evidence Eliminator
This program works well only if you have a good traffic and your website contains controversial material. Otherwise I won’t recommend it.
Signup to Evidence Eliminator

Beware of these programs!

I won’t recommend you these programs: LinkShare (unreliable with payments), everyone.net (problems with payments), CyberBounty (very dangerous contract: you can’t be paid at all, and it may even happen you owe money to them!), CJ – Commission Junction (the program itself is not bad, but many of its advertisers are not reliable).

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MTN Foundation Scholarship Application Form.

Please read notes and instructions carefully before completing the form.Be sure that you read every section and that the information you provide is accurate.
1] Only qualified candidates need apply. See eligibility criteria
2] Incomplete applications will be disregarded and cancelled
3] Closing date for reciept of application is Friday, 30th October, 2009
4] Candidates are advised to visit the website regularly for information
5] Names of successful candidate will be published in National Dailies and on the website
6] Bursaries will be allocated on a yet to be announced date to successful candidates ONLY
Eligibility Criteria
Candidates must be full time undergraduates in 200 level/2nd year in public universities, colleges of education as well as polytechnics in Nigeria.
Applicants from universities and colleges of education must have a minimum Cumulative Grade Point Average (CGPA) score of

N3.5 or its equivalent (2:1), while applicants from polytechnics must have a minimum Grade Point Average (GPA) of 3.0 (upper credit) and currently undergoing industrial training.
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